I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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