I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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