Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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