Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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