One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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