Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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