I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
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I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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