How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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