Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Quick, to the slutcave!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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