You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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