I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
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woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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