I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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