The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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