You work out of a Hotel?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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