Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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