i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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