they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
