Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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