You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
