I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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