It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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