I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
