Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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