ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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