Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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