Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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