I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!