I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
What a fucking waste of an outfit
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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