I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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