The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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