i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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