He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...