matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.