i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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