did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Text me some of your sweat
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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