I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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