i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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