I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
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Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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