I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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