ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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