You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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