love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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