We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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