why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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