they need to just BURY HIM!
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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