I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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