Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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