I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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