..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Randomize
