He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.