omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.