he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.