Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS