I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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