she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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