If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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