i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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