I think I am morally bankrupt
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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