so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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